So which one of you is poking me with your ‘light saber’?
‘You know when your mom said that if you pull a face and the wind blows it will stick? Looks like it was true after all’
‘I hate being the last to get an outfit, they never buy enough material’
‘I don’t mind licking your juice, but if you smack me with that pan there’s gonna be trouble!’
‘do you ever ride commando?’
‘of course, the way the saddle rubs is amazing’
‘When you said we’re going to the beach and doing the turtle, I didn’t think this is what you meant!’
Ooh baby, that sand effect is like using sandpaper as a condom
Careful, you could have my eye out with that!!
If she was my co-pilot, I’d have to wear a long Biggles-style scarf to hide my stiffy
Don’t you just love ‘dress-down Friday’?
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